I Love You Gary!

Imagine a lovely evening with your woman, nestled on the couch, when suddenly your pet parrot blurts out "I love you, Gary!".

Wouldn't be so bad if your name was actually Gary.

Well, according to CNN, this particular parrot blew the lady's cover when he repeated her lover's name over and over, even mimicing her voice as if she were answering the telephone:

The African grey parrot kept squawking "I love you, Gary" as his owner, Chris Taylor, sat with girlfriend Suzy Collins on the sofa of their shared flat in Leeds, northern England.

But when Taylor saw Collins's embarrassed reaction, he realized she had been having an affair -- meeting her lover in the flat whilst Ziggy looked on, the UK's Press Association reported.

What a crappy way to find out. Well, I guess ANY way of finding out would be crappy.